There is a wide gap between institutional response versus a politicians response.

Why did you use the singular for the two?

What?

You used the singular for both one institution and one politician.

Ah because that is precisely where the cookie crumbles. An institution has a well-established hierarchy and even if a junior member engages with any other entity or individual, everyone knows that he represents a command chain that goes all the way to the top.

Right, you know The Brown Pope had a meeting as Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board and

You digress.

Do I really! Oh, Faisal Vawda said on the floor of the house

Heed what he says he mopped the floor not by one but collective politicians

Now who is digressing!

Technically I guess neither of us anyway the reason why I mentioned the wide gap between an institutional engagement and a politicians engagement is that while the institution can direct any member of staff - low, medium or high - our political structure necessitates engagement with the top dog only.

This is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan we dont use an expression for Muslims that references a dog, and I would strongly urge you to

The Man Who Must Remain Nameless and now Faceless has always had dogs, so I just

Retract!

Sorry, will the head honcho do?

Yes, but then whats your point?

Saying that Mr Gandapur was present in any meeting and misremembers

Misremembers is putting it rather mildly, outright lying, and

Whatever the charge, you know, and I know that there is only one man who can give a definitive answer in all political parties. Remember the toeing and froing of The Uncle to London when Big Brother was getting medical treatment in Avenfield flats that incidentally have extremely positive medical fallout rather than in a hospital

I get it so unless there are talks with the Man Who Must Remain Nameless and Faceless

Indeed and thats a no-no right now so we have another party in the making, this time not a celebrity, just someone who lost the 2018 elections from his constituency, didnt stand in 2024 and

Ji (yes).

What?

His selection for finance minister knows how to say ji and that is the way it should be.

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